Hi! I'm Biscuit, the greatest Shi-a-poo in Pebble Beach. My teen girl, Jenny, said so. We live across the street from Chief. Let me tell you about the Fourth of July. There I was at Chief's barbeque, relaxing and minding my own business (which I do on occasion) when that little squirt, Chief, kept trying to make me play chase. He kept nipping on me and being a general pain in my you-know-what. I ignored him. After all, he wasn't yet four months old (a mere baby!) and I'm a very mature male of four years. So I gave his antics the cold shoulder. But he wouldn't give up and finally I could take no more of that little pest. I'm not proud that I snarled at him to back off and gave a short chase. But you know what? Not only did he back off, he ran like heck. What a sissy-pup! Only, now it's almost Christmas and the little squirt is now very large and outweighs me by about seventy pounds. But Jenny will make him behave. After all, I'm the greatest Shi-a-poo in Pebble Beach. Jenny said so.